Category: Joke Board
Two Women Talking In Heaven:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found
him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer........ we'd both still be alive.
LOL, I saw that punch line coming.
LOL! The best yet.
hahahahahaha i've seen that one before in reader's digest. i like it
hahahahaha, good one!
lol, that's a good one.
That's the best one I've seen all week. lol
heh heh
that was good
Oh shit!!!! Rodflmao!!! Awesome.
good one